South Park (TV Series)

Super Best Friends (2001)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, David Blaine, Man in Crowd, Stephen, Show Announcer, Lao Tzu, Joseph Smith, Sea Man, Narrator, Moses, George Bush, George's Friend, Abraham Lincoln Statue

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• Kyle Broflovski : Thanks for saving me. Stan. You're *my* Super Best Friend.

  Stan Marsh : You're *my* Super Best Friend too, Kyle.

  Eric Cartman : Oh, that's so sweet, you guys! You wanna go get a room so you can make out for a while? Heheheh.

  [Kyle and Stan take turns kicking Cartman in the nuts] 

• Jesus : Come in, Moses!

  Moses : What?

  Jesus : We need to know how to kill a giant stone Abraham Lincoln.

  Moses : [pause]  Um...

  [mumbles] 

  Moses : ... a giant stone John Wilkes Booth?

  Jesus : [Long pause]  You heard him, Super Best Friends! We've got to make a giant stone John Wilkes Booth!

• Steven : I can show you how to make your true self appear. Let me ask you all something: do you consider yourselves to be happy?

  Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.

  Steven : [pause]  Right. See, the reason that you are...

  Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?

• Stan Marsh : Kyle, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.

  Butters Stotch : I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.

  Stan Marsh : No, I'm Stan.

  Kyle Broflovski : You're Stan? Where's Kenny?

  Stan Marsh : Who're you?

  Kyle Broflovski : I'm Kyle.

  Eric Cartman : Hehe, guess who I am you guys.

• Stan Marsh : Kyle?

  [wades into the reflecting pool to reach a drowned boy] 

  Stan Marsh : Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

  Kyle Broflovski : [off screen]  You bastards!

  Stan Marsh : Kyle?

  [looks to his left] 

  Stan Marsh : Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

  Kyle Broflovski : [off screen]  You bastards!

  Stan Marsh : [following Kyle's voice]  Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

• Stan Marsh : [Jesus turned water into wine by switching the pitchers]  That's it? That's how you did that trick?

  Jesus : Well, yeah.

  Stan Marsh : That trick sucks, Jesus.

  Jesus : Oh. Well, I guess it worked a little better on people 2000 years ago.

• Stan Marsh : Let's go!

  Kyle Broflovski : I'm not going anywhere!

  Stan Marsh : God dammit! I'm not going with you! I wanna stay here!

  Kyle Broflovski : Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.

  Stan Marsh : Oh wait, who am I again?

  Kyle Broflovski : You're Stan.

  Stan Marsh : Oh. Oh yeah.

• Stan : You're my super best friend, Kyle.

  Kyle : You're my super best friend, Stan.

  Cartman : Oh, that's so sweet you guys. You two want to get a room so you can make out for a while?

  [both Stan and Kyle take turns kicking Cartman]