South Park (TV Series)

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Timmy, Dr. Roberts, Rich Kid, Loogie, Drug Dealer #1, Drug Dealer #2, Tooth Salesman, Tom the News Reader, Dan Akawa, Billy's Father, Cameraman, Murphy, Clyde

Quotes 

• Kyle : I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.

  Cartman : [astonished]  Tits.

• Cartman : [as the Tooth Fairy]  Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts!

  Butters : Yes, ma'am!

• Eric Cartman : Mom, look the tooth fairy. I put a tooth under my pillow and she gave me 2 dollars. She only gave me a lousy quarter before.

  Liane Cartman : Oh my, she must think you are a very special muffin.

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, this is so tits!

  Liane Cartman : Don't say tits, Eric.

  Eric Cartman : Oh, I mean this is so cool!

  Liane Cartman : Well, perhaps now you should take that money and open up a savings account that has compounded daily interest.

  Eric Cartman : Heh, you can compound daily my ass with interest mom. I'm going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard.

  Liane Cartman : But Eric, I think the tooth fairy wants you to use that money to learn about savings.

  Eric Cartman : Mom, you don't know what the tooth fairy wants me to do with that money, okay! You're not the tooth fairy. I see you later. Oh man this is so tits!

• Liane Cartman : Well, it's my son. He's lost a lot of his baby teeth and I was starting to get worried.

  Dr. Roberts : Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?

  Liane Cartman : About 112.

  Dr. Roberts : 112?

  Liane Cartman : Yes, 15 of them in one night. Perhaps he should swoitch toothpaste?

  Dr. Roberts : Your son wouldn't happen to be an alligator, would he?