Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)

Baffler Meal (2003)

Dave Willis: Master Shake, Meatwad

Quotes 

• Master Shake : Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!

  Frylock : Frylock, the hunger fater tator.

  Meatwad : Meatwad, ball of compressed meat. The bun is in your mind.

  Master Shake : And together, we are...

  Master Shake , Frylock , Meatwad : Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

  Meatwad : The bun is in your mind!

  Master Shake : Meatwad, stand down!

  Meatwad : But it is. It's in your mind.

  Zorak : What's with the stupid food puppets?

  Space Ghost : Zorak, they're a delicious meal from Burger Trench.

  Moltar : Burger Trench? I found a bone in my shake there.

  Space Ghost : Mmm-mmm!

  Moltar : No, no, man. It was human.

  Space Ghost : Oh.

  Zorak : Yeah, and my dipping sauce had ticks in it.

• Meatwad : [Repeated quote]  The bun is in your mind.

• Narrator : [Deleted opening]  Meanwhile, outside the city of New Burgerdelphia...

  Space Ghost : Come on down and meet your doom, ghost! Climb up here and get me, Pep-ar! If you've got the guts...

  [Space Ghost plays with his burger fort] 

  Space Ghost : Hark, a messenger! What news dost thou bring to yonder Burger Castle?

  Server : The bill.

  Space Ghost : Ninety-three dollars! For what? Let me see your manager.

  Burger Trench Manager : Well, Ghost, it seems we have a... tasty problem, then, don't we?

  Space Ghost : I just thought...

  Burger Trench Manager : Thought what? That food is free? It isn't. But I have a solution that I trust you'll find satisfactory.

  Space Ghost : You're going to make food free?

  Burger Trench Manager : Oh, very clever, Ghost. Bravo! No, trust me. We will make it worth your while or I will have your head between two steamed buns.

  [Space Ghost looks scared as the manager laughs maniacally] 

• Master Shake : I am always on your mind.

  Meatwad : The bun is in your mind.

  Master Shake : Ahh sweet delight! Meatwad has spoken again. Yes, keep chanting that ad line, Meatwad. How about this one? Reward yourself by eating a wad of decayed meat with an oasis of greasy honey-mustard lodged...

  Space Ghost : Will you just shut up for three seconds?

• Burger Trench Manager : [sung to the tune of "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin]  Hey baby, said the way you quake, gonna drink us down some Master Shake! / You gotta thirst you wanna quench? Drive on down to Burger Trench! / Eat yourself a bug meat wad with honey-mustard dripping sauce! / You want an affordable place to dine? Feed your kids for $3.99!