Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)
Dreams (2004)
C. Martin Croker: Zorak, Moltar
Quotes
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Space Ghost : Good news, everybody. We're rebuilding Lassie.
[to Triumph]
Space Ghost : You ever work with Lassie?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : If by "working" you mean "bang up the ass," yes, I have worked with her.
Space Ghost : [laughs nervously, to Zorak] Did you hear what that guy said?
Zorak : No.
Space Ghost : He said he banged a dog up the you-know-what.
Zorak : No.
Space Ghost : Can you say "bang a dog up the ass" on TV?
Zorak : No.
Space Ghost : Anything happen?
Zorak : Umm, I think some money came in.
Space Ghost : Really? Hang on.
[Clears throat]
Space Ghost : Okay.
[to camera]
Space Ghost : I, too, banged a dog up the a -
[Quick cutaway to "PLEASE STAND BY" signal over Ghost Planet Industries drawing from "Story Book," with pleasant music]
Space Ghost : [In control room] Oh, come on, Moltar. It's not like it was alive or anything.
Moltar : They can take you off the air for that kind of shit - Er, I mean, stuff.
Space Ghost : When did you become such a puritan?
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Moltar : Well, we run a foundation for inner-city Chinese children. who we first fireproof, and then we set 'em on fire to see if it worked. And it often does!
Space Ghost : Ehh... people pay you for this?
Zorak : They pay us to put 'em out.
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Zorak : We could just get some poor people and treat them like animals.
Space Ghost : Zorak, write this down: No.
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Space Ghost : Moltar, get me Lassie so I can raise money for retardos.
Moltar : OK.
[Lassie appears on the monitor, and barks]
Space Ghost : Moltar, how much money's come in?
Moltar : Uh... none. None money.
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Space Ghost : Well, I have a better foundation, but you'll have to miss your foundation activities if you want to see how good mine is.
Moltar : Hey, what's your foundation about?
Space Ghost : You don't know because I don't - I not know. But one thing's for sure, there's gonna be animals!