- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: This is the lowest point in my career since I was groped by that fucking ALF puppet.
- Space Ghost: [answers phone offscreen] Hello? Oh, hey. No, I don't have a cold, but my nose *is* shoved up a dog's ass.
- Space Ghost: Good news, everybody. We're rebuilding Lassie.
- [to Triumph]
- Space Ghost: You ever work with Lassie?
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: If by "working" you mean "bang up the ass," yes, I have worked with her.
- Space Ghost: [laughs nervously, to Zorak] Did you hear what that guy said?
- Zorak: No.
- Space Ghost: He said he banged a dog up the you-know-what.
- Zorak: No.
- Space Ghost: Can you say "bang a dog up the ass" on TV?
- Zorak: No.
- Space Ghost: Anything happen?
- Zorak: Umm, I think some money came in.
- Space Ghost: Really? Hang on.
- [Clears throat]
- Space Ghost: Okay.
- [to camera]
- Space Ghost: I, too, banged a dog up the a -
- [Quick cutaway to "PLEASE STAND BY" signal over Ghost Planet Industries drawing from "Story Book," with pleasant music]
- Space Ghost: [In control room] Oh, come on, Moltar. It's not like it was alive or anything.
- Moltar: They can take you off the air for that kind of shit - Er, I mean, stuff.
- Space Ghost: When did you become such a puritan?
- Moltar: Well, we run a foundation for inner-city Chinese children. who we first fireproof, and then we set 'em on fire to see if it worked. And it often does!
- Space Ghost: Ehh... people pay you for this?
- Zorak: They pay us to put 'em out.
- Zorak: We could just get some poor people and treat them like animals.
- Space Ghost: Zorak, write this down: No.
- Space Ghost: Moltar, get me Lassie so I can raise money for retardos.
- Moltar: OK.
- [Lassie appears on the monitor, and barks]
- Space Ghost: Moltar, how much money's come in?
- Moltar: Uh... none. None money.
- Space Ghost: Well, I have a better foundation, but you'll have to miss your foundation activities if you want to see how good mine is.
- Moltar: Hey, what's your foundation about?
- Space Ghost: You don't know because I don't - I not know. But one thing's for sure, there's gonna be animals!