- Marshall 'Duh' Staxx: Hello there, Mr. Space Ghost! Where are you?
- Space Ghost: And just who are you supposed to be?
- Marshall 'Duh' Staxx: I'm one hundred percent stupid!
- Space Ghost: Moltar, do you have any non-freaks to put in my monitor?
- Moltar: Well, hmm... no.
- Space Ghost: Oh, that's just great!
- Marshall 'Duh' Staxx: Where's Space Ghost?
- Space Ghost: Oh, shut up!
- Marshall 'Duh' Staxx: I want Space Ghost now! Where is he? Are you like Genie or Bewitched? First, we start it off with some little guitar. And then I go, yeah! And then the girls go, ooh! And then I go, hot mommas! And then they go, here's a whole bunch of money. And then I take all the money, and then I go out and I try to buy Apple Jacks. But, you know what? The Secret Service is coming. And they're hitting! Stop hitting me! Quit talking to me, stop it! You look like a woman on the TV.
- Space Ghost: Okay, that's it. I can't take this anymore.
- Marshall 'Duh' Staxx: Space Ghost, no, don't leave me!
- [His appearance on the monitor is now gone]
- Space Ghost: Anybody have any idea who that was?
- Zorak: Some lost soul cowering behind a cheap costume, afraid to reveal his true identity.