- Space Ghost: Moltar, didn't I order you to revoke Joey's security clearance?
- Moltar: Get off my back, I'm not your slave.
- Space Ghost: Yes you are.
- Moltar: I am? Uh, well, what was I supposed to do?
- Space Ghost: Never mind, it's too late. The one they call Joey walks among us.
- Moltar: He just wants a job.
- Space Ghost: That's just what he wants you to think.
- Moltar: Well, it's workin'.
- [laughs]
- Zorak: Space Ghost!
- Space Ghost: What, Zorak?
- Zorak: I need a five minute break.
- Space Ghost: No breaks! Get back to work!
- Zorak: Then I'll need a spit trough.
- Space Ghost: Sorry, we're over-budget as it is. My six week "Humor on the Rhine" junket nearly busted us.
- Zorak: And how about a piano bench? I've been squattin' for four years!
- Space Ghost: Sit down on your own time. I don't pay you to sit.
- Zorak: You don't pay me at ALL!
- Space Ghost: You'll get what I give you and like it!
- [to Michael Moore]
- Space Ghost: You see, Mike, here in space, we're all equals. Except for Moltar and Zorak. Isn't that great?
- Michael Moore: [after Space Ghost punches Zorak in the mouth] You are DOWN on him today!
- Space Ghost: I'm down on him every day, Mike. He's morally bankrupt.
- Michael Moore: He's, he's the glue that holds the show together, here.
- Space Ghost: Oh, please.
- Michael Moore: The man, he gives and gives and gives for you. On this show.
- Space Ghost: It's best not to make nice with Zorak. He'll eat you faster than a Swiss blacksmith at a corkboard convention.
- Michael Moore: So who are your corporate owners, Space Ghost?
- Space Ghost: Well, it's complicated, but basically I belong to God.
- Michael Moore: Ohh...
- Space Ghost: That's right, Mike, God owns me. He speaks to me though his subsidiary, Time-Warner.
- Space Ghost: [getting rid of Joey in his Phantom Cruiser] This could cost me my career.
- [pause]
- Space Ghost: Way to go, Joey!