SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Secret Box/Band Geeks (2001)

Dee Bradley Baker: Squilliam, Fighter Fish, Fish 1

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Quotes 

• Squidward : [answers phone]  Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please leave a message after the...

  [plays tone on clarinet] 

  Squilliam : Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to.

  Squidward : Squilliam Fancyson from band class?

  Squilliam : I hear you're playing the cash register now.

  Squidward : Er, sometimes. How's the unibrow?

  Squilliam : It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big, fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.

  Squidward : The Bu-bu-bu... the Bu-bu-bu... the Bu-bu-bu...

  Squilliam : That's right, I'm living your dream, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it, so I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.

  Squidward : Well, I...

  Squilliam : I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll let you get back to the service industry now.

  Squidward : Hold it! It just so happens that I don't serve fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, fancy boy?

  Squilliam : Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of *ibuprofen*.

  [hangs up] 

  Squidward : I've got to drum up a marching band fast. Drum. He-he. Band humor.

• Squilliam : Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.

  [SpongeBob dances happily while flickering his tongue] 

  Squidward Tentacles : That's his... eager face.