SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Secret Box/Band Geeks (2001)

Carolyn Lawrence: Sandy Cheeks, Evelyn

Photos 

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him! Evelyn, when your son was trapped in that burning building, who saved him?

  Evelyn : A fireman.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?

  Larry the Lobster : Some guy in an ambulance.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Right! So if we all could just pretend that Squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.

  Fish : Yeah, for the fireman!

• [Squidward tries to start a marching band] 

  Squidward : Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [raises his hand]  Is this the part where we start kicking?

  Squidward : No, SpongeBob. That's a chorus line.

  Patrick : Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking!

  [Patrick kicks Sandy] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Why, you...

  [fights Patrick; they tumble outside, and after a while, Patrick peeks his head through the door] 

  Patrick : Whoever is the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on.

  [Patrick walks in and takes his seat; his head has been pulled through his trombone, and he makes a trombone sound as he walks]