SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Born Again Krabs/I Had an Accident (2003)
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs
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Quotes
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The Flying Dutchman : OK Krabs, I'll let you stay. But first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between Spongebob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr. Krabs : That depends. How much money we talking about?
SpongeBob : Mr Krabs?
The Flying Dutchman : 62 cents.
Mr. Krabs : I'll take the money.
SpongeBob : Mr Krabs!
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Mr. Krabs : Why's it in a cage?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Because it growled at me.
[Krabby Patty growls]
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The Flying Dutchman : Next stop, Davy Jones' locker!
[transports Mr. Krabs to a locker room]
The Flying Dutchman : Here we are!
Mr. Krabs : Why does it smell so foul?
The Flying Dutchman : Davy Jones works out a lot. These are his gym socks.
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Mr. Krabs : [after selling SpongeBob for pocket change] Look, Squidward. Money!
Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for 62 cents?
Mr. Krabs : You think I could have gotten more?
Squidward Tentacles : He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Mr. Krabs : [realizes] What have I done? Oh, I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook! I don't want this foul money! I want SpongeBob back!
[sobs]
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Doctor : Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare.
Mr. Krabs : Am I going to be okay?
Doctor : Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check out your chart.
Doctor : [reads chart] Let's see... Oh no. Oh no! This is terrible!
Mr. Krabs : Is everything all right, doc?
Doctor : Don't come near me! Ahh!
[runs away]
Mr. Krabs : That's not a good sign.
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[Mr. Krabs cries as he mistakenly traded SpongeBob to the Flying Dutchman]
The Flying Dutchman : [angry] Here, take him back!
Mr. Krabs : You heard what I said about the money?
The Flying Dutchman : Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for 30 seconds! And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that!
[while he's speaking, we get a flashback to moments before. The Flying Dutchman is hovering outside Davy Jones' locker, with SpongeBob standing on his open palm and chattering away]
SpongeBob : Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy merchandise were the closest thing to everything. I love jellyfishing, you should love jellyfishing. You should come some time and bring your own net!
The Flying Dutchman : Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now!
[He disappears laughing furiously]
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Squidward : Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.
Mr. Krabs : Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon.
[SpongeBob and Squidward share worried glances]
Squidward : Uh... "dream"?
Mr. Krabs : Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby!
SpongeBob : Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.
Squidward : Here's the bill.
Mr. Krabs : You mean... I'm awake?
[He screams]
