SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Born Again Krabs/I Had an Accident (2003)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Doctor

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [snowboarding]  Hey, Sandy! Watch me do the Grouchy Squidward.

  Squidward : Stop naming moves after me.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [imitating Squidward]  Everybody's an idiot except me.

  Squidward : Well, it's true.

• Patrick : I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey. Squidward!

  Squidward : NO!

  Patrick : Awww!

• Mr. Krabs : [after selling SpongeBob for pocket change]  Look, Squidward. Money!

  Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for 62 cents?

  Mr. Krabs : You think I could have gotten more?

  Squidward Tentacles : He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!

  Mr. Krabs : [realizes]  What have I done? Oh, I want another chance! I didn't learn anything! I lost me best fry cook! I don't want this foul money! I want SpongeBob back!

  [sobs] 

• Doctor : Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.

  SpongeBob : My what has a what now?

  Doctor : Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. It took 20 hours to put it all back together. We actually ran out of staples, so we had to use a glue stick. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky luck boy. But next time I want you to be more careful. One more injury like that, and you could end up like that poor creature there, in the iron butt.

  Tom : Oh, man. It itches.

• Doctor : Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite a scare.

  Mr. Krabs : Am I going to be okay?

  Doctor : Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check out your chart.

  Doctor : [reads chart]  Let's see... Oh no. Oh no! This is terrible!

  Mr. Krabs : Is everything all right, doc?

  Doctor : Don't come near me! Ahh!

  [runs away] 

  Mr. Krabs : That's not a good sign.

• Mr. Krabs : [to the Flying Dutchman]  I'm not cheap! I'm generous!

  Squidward : You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.

  Mr. Krabs : [sarcastically]  Thanks, Squidward. I knew I could count on you.

• Squidward : Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.

  Mr. Krabs : Oh, it's just a bad dream. I'll wake up soon.

  [SpongeBob and Squidward share worried glances] 

  Squidward : Uh... "dream"?

  Mr. Krabs : Sure. I'm still in the hospital sleeping like a baby!

  SpongeBob : Umm, you checked out of the hospital this morning.

  Squidward : Here's the bill.

  Mr. Krabs : You mean... I'm awake?

  [He screams]