SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Born Again Krabs/I Had an Accident (2003)

Brian Doyle-Murray: Flying Dutchman

Quotes 

• The Flying Dutchman : OK Krabs, I'll let you stay. But first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between Spongebob and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?

  Mr. Krabs : That depends. How much money we talking about?

  SpongeBob : Mr Krabs?

  The Flying Dutchman : 62 cents.

  Mr. Krabs : I'll take the money.

  SpongeBob : Mr Krabs!

• The Flying Dutchman : Next stop, Davy Jones' locker!

  [transports Mr. Krabs to a locker room] 

  The Flying Dutchman : Here we are!

  Mr. Krabs : Why does it smell so foul?

  The Flying Dutchman : Davy Jones works out a lot. These are his gym socks.

• [Mr. Krabs cries as he mistakenly traded SpongeBob to the Flying Dutchman] 

  The Flying Dutchman : [angry]  Here, take him back!

  Mr. Krabs : You heard what I said about the money?

  The Flying Dutchman : Heard what you said? I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around. I only had him for 30 seconds! And it's jellyfishing this and Mermaid Man that!

  [while he's speaking, we get a flashback to moments before. The Flying Dutchman is hovering outside Davy Jones' locker, with SpongeBob standing on his open palm and chattering away] 

  SpongeBob : Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy merchandise were the closest thing to everything. I love jellyfishing, you should love jellyfishing. You should come some time and bring your own net!

  The Flying Dutchman : Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death! He's your problem now!

  [He disappears laughing furiously] 

• The Flying Dutchman : Who dares back sass the Flying Dutchman?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That would be me, SpongeBob Back-sassPants!