SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Born Again Krabs/I Had an Accident (2003)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Angry Fish

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  SpongeBob : [now ripped in half by the gorilla]  Patrick? Sandy?

  Patrick , Sandy Cheeks : [in unison, tied in a sack]  Yes, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob : I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore, but I'm terrifed of gorillas now.

  Sandy Cheeks : Oh, that's alright, SpongeBob. Us too.

  SpongeBob : You know what I don't understand though?

  SpongeBob : [other half]  What?

  SpongeBob : What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?

  [the gorilla's eyes widen up in shock] 

  Gorilla : [nervously]  Well, that's funny, you should - I mean, you see that - George, they're onto us!

  George : Let's get out of here!

  [the gorilla and the horse run away into the sunset as Sandy, Patrick, and SpongeBob watch them, a family is watching this as the mom and dad look at each other, the dad shuts off the TV as the screen goes to black] 

• Patrick : I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey. Squidward!

  Squidward : NO!

  Patrick : Awww!

• Patrick : That penny has the most beautiful voice.

• Sandy Cheeks : Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?

  Patrick : Not until four.

• [SpongeBob is falling to the ground] 

  Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!

  SpongeBob : [makes himself right-side up and takes off his pants]  Like this?

  Patrick : No, your other bottom!

  Sandy Cheeks : [annoyed]  Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

  Patrick : Not until 4.

  [SpongeBob crashes to the ground, where his rear has been shattered into hundreds of pieces] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

  Patrick : Do it again! I wasn't looking!

• Sandy Cheeks : Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.

  Patrick : [wearing a boxing glove]  And that's when I punch him, right?

  [Sandy stares at him, unamused] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was the one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor, and so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.

  Sandy Cheeks : That's crazy talk!

  Patrick : That's not crazy talk! This is crazy talk!

  [He starts babbling incoherently. Sandy pounds his head into his body to make him shut up] 

  Patrick : Sorry.