SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Big Pink Loser/Bubble Buddy (2000)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Crowd Member #3
Quotes
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Francis : He kept us waiting for a bubble?
Larry the Lobster : That's nothing! He called us fat!
Pearl Krabs : [crying] He washed my flipper.
Mr. Krabs : He owes me money!
Squidward Tentacles : He made me provide excellent service.
Scooter : [appears with a halo and angel clothing on] Dudes, he made me experience high tide.
[floats up towards the surface while laughing]
Tom : He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Protesters : He did?
Tom : No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Bubble Buddy's thirsty.
Squidward Tentacles : How about a glass of our finest shampoo?
[laughs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sounds great.
[Squidward stops laughing and goes to get the shampoo]
Squidward Tentacles : Here's your hair product, sir.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws.
[Squidward bends the straw with repressed rage]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?
Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [chews the food for an elderly custormer] Think of the customer.
Squidward Tentacles : [Tastes shampoo] Oh, silly me. I brought the diet shampoo.
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Squidward Tentacles : He's an inanimate object. His money's no good here.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [Comes out of the cash register] What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here.
[Cut to an escaped convict eating a Krabbby Patty]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.
Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, I'm not taking an order for a bubble!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Sure you are, or I'll fill your life with misery and woe.
[Goes back inside the register, then pops out again]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Even if you quit.
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Squidward Tentacles : [passive-aggressively] Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style!
[He sets a miniature ferris wheel with miniature patties on the table]
Squidward Tentacles : And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [inspecting Bubble Buddy's patty] Oh, no, Squidward! Wait! There's cheese on these patties!
Squidward Tentacles : And?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant!
[Squidward furrows his brow in bewilderment. The little wheels turn in his head as he tries to comprehend how he's just heard something that stupid]
SpongeBob SquarePants : He can't eat cheese! What should we do?
Squidward Tentacles : We? How about you take these patties and sh...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Mr. Squidward!
[Squidward sullenly walks off with the patties to make a fresh batch]