SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Big Pink Loser/Bubble Buddy (2000)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
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Quotes
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Customer #1 : [Patrick is taking the phone calls at Krusty Krabs and the phone rings] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick : No, this is Patrick.
[hangs up]
Customer #2 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick : [angry] No, this is Patrick.
[hangs up]
Customer #3 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick : [shouts] NO! This is Patrick!
[hangs up]
Patrick : [to himself and folds arms] I'm not a Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
Patrick : Huh? Ah, fish paste!
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Patrick Star : Boy, it was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.
SpongeBob SquarePants : And at $50 an hour, too. When I started working here, I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.
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Patrick : Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I got an award!
SpongeBob SquarePants : That's great, Patrick. What's it for?
Patrick : See for yourself.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [reading the award] For outstanding achievement in achievement. SpongeBob Squarepants?
Patrick : Spongebob Squarepants? That's a funny way to spell my name.
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Patrick : I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Me too. But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.
Patrick : I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : But you're Patrick *Star*. You could do anything you want!
Patrick : That's easy for you to say. You're Sponge*Bob*.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, I think that award is for me. You must have got it by mistake.
Patrick : [tearing up] But it's shiny.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah... But, you know what else is shiny?
Patrick : Ice cream!
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SpongeBob Squarepants : [points at Patrick] You're copying me!
Patrick : [imitates SpongeBob and points back] Yes.
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SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [They both whistle somewhat out of sync then rub their foreheads] Phew.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [accidentally dropping his spatula] Hahaha. Dropped my spatula.
Patrick : [dropping his spatula on purpose] Uh, me too.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [Everything SpongeBob does, Patrick copies: crouching down to pick up his spatula; getting back up; taking off his hat; putting his hat back on; and... Putting his hand on the hot grill top]
Patrick : OOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [SpongeBob reveals he put a FAKE hand on the grill] A-HA! YOU'RE COPYING ME!
Patrick : Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Why are you doing that?
Patrick : So I can earn as many awards as you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, it's annoying, so stop it!
Patrick : Stop it.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [Both give looks of surprise, and make an angry face]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Say, you're good.
Patrick : Thanks.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [out of sync] HA! Darn!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [rubbing their chins]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [Slowly and out of sync] Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as... PUCKLED FISH LIPS!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [Both cover their mouths] Seaweavil.
[Covering their mouths again]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Yorgischmorgies.
[Again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [thinking] At least I'm safe inside my mind.
Patrick : [thinking?] At least I'm safe inside my mind.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : [They both SCREAM! SpongeBob can't take it anymore.]
