SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Procrastination/I'm with Stupid (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Gary, Clock

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : After your parents find out how dumb I am, they'll realize what a genius you are.

  Patrick : But don't genius' live in lamps?

• Fire Imp : [holding Spongebob's essay]  Only 799 words to go!

  [he burns it and cackles evilly] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Watches in horror]  NO!

  [fire imp jumps off of table and the house sets ablaze. SpongeBob screams] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What have I done?

  [He runs around his burning house] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Help! Help! My house is on fire!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [noticing Patrick tidying his house and making furniture out of sand]  Well, Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.

  [Patrick stops and then glares at SpongeBob] 

  Patrick : You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you - nothing really matters. 'Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do!' Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe OR FABRICATE!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But, Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate.

  Patrick : [starts crying and hugs SpongeBob's leg]  I don't know what to do, SpongeBob! You got to help me!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode.