SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

PreHibernation Week/Life of Crime (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Fish #71, Muscle Guy, Balloon Salesman

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Quotes 

• Patrick : Liar, liar, plants for hire.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It's pants on fire, Patrick.

  Patrick : Well you would know, liar.

• SpongeBob Squarepants : But at least it's warm around the fire.

  Patrick : Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a...

  [Fire goes out] 

  Patrick : I'm scared, SpongeBob.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hibernation? What's that?

  Sandy Cheeks : It's when I sleep all winter.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Can I do that?

  Sandy Cheeks : No, silly. It's a mammalian thing.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Sandy, you may not have noticed, but I is one-hundred-percent ma-male.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Life's as extreme as you wanna make it!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Pulls out two candy bars]  Look what I've got!

  Patrick : [excited]  Rectangles!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Not just any rectangles, candy bars!

  Patrick : [staring with amazement]  Ooh!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [hands one to Patrick]  All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives.

  Patrick : Thanks Spongebob I think I'll eat it now

  [quickly scarfs it down and breaths a sigh of relief] 

  Patrick : I think I'll eat it now

  [bites his hand forgetting he had eaten the candy bar] 

  Patrick : Ow!, hey where'd my candy bar go?

  [digs in the sand looking for it] 

  Patrick : I must have dropped it!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You just ate it Pat, it's all over your face.

• Patrick : [continues looking for the candy bar he forgot he ate]  I can't find it!, where could it possibly be?

  [looks at Spongebob holding his candy bar] 

  Patrick : Aha!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What?

  Patrick : [jumps out of the hole he dug and accusingly points at Spongebob]  You stole my candy bar!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No I didn't.

  Patrick : Oh so that's how it is huh?, once a thief always a thief!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You ate yours

  [points at the candy bar] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : this is mine.

  Patrick : You took my only food, now I'm going to starve!

  [shows a closeup of Patrick's fat and bloated stomach full of cellulite] 

• [Talking about the advantages of being felons] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And you get to talk tough.

  [gruff voice] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

  Patrick : Let me try. Uh... hey, punk.

• Patrick : And we can fly!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah!

  [He springs into the air backwards, falls screaming off the cliff edge and lands on a ledge with a crash] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, we still can't do that.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?

  Bodybuilder : Ja. Buns und t'ighs.