SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Scaredy Pants/I Was a Teenage Gary (1999)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Mom, Gary, Narrator
Photos
Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman.
Patrick Star : Hmmm, there's something missing. I've got it.
[Patrick takes a tree and makes a pair of Dutch shoes out of them]
Patrick Star : Step into these babies, Hans!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [after Squidward has accidentally injected him with snail plasma] Don't worry Gary, Squidward says I'll be fine, he knows everything, so you hungry?
Gary : [jumps up in excitement] Meow-how!
[Spongebob gives Gary some snail food but decides to try it he likes it and eats more]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [tosses Gary the empty bowl] Here you go eat up!
Gary : [looks at the empty bowl] Meow?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry Gary I couldn't control myself!
[burps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Meow! Why did I just do that? am I cracking up?
Gary : Meow!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, no Squidward's right, I'm fine I-I worry too much, it's all in my head
[walks slowly towards the kitchen with Gary out walking him]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Gary you're getting
[speaks in a slow low voice]
SpongeBob SquarePants : a lot faster!
[walks into the bathroom and looks at himself in the mirror]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Look at me, look at me, never better, better!
[his head throbs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm okay Squidward says I'm fine!
[his eyeballs pop out and grow into stalks like Gary's as he screams in terror]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Gary...
[pants heavily]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm fine!
[falls to the floor screaming in agony]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yooooooooull see!
[his arm shrivels up and goes into his body and his sleeve bounces away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : That's okay I'm a lefty anyway
[his other arm and his legs shrivel up and go into his body]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ha, ha now Idon't have to buy those new shoes
[his body stretches and contorts into a snail shape]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I take it back Gary something is wrong with meeeeeow!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward could you watch Gary this weekend?
Squidward : What's a Gary?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Not a Gary... Gary he's my pet snail
[shows him Gary]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Say hello!
[shows a closeup of Gary who's drooling a lot]
Squidward : Yuck! You actually care for that thing?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I love Gary!
Squidward : Well I don't, get somebody else!
[walks away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess we can't go away this weekend after all Patrick
[Squidward stops and thinks]
Squidward : Go away?
[walks over to SpongeBob]
Squidward : You mean if I watch Gary you guys will be gone all weekend?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Actually a three day weekend
Squidward : As in not here for three days?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah but you've already said you can't do it, we understand
Patrick Star : Don't feel bad Squidward
[puts his arms around him and SpongeBob]
Patrick Star : the three of us can have our own jellyfish convention at your house!
Squidward : [reacts in fear] I changed my mind, you guys deserve to have a weekend away!
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Patrick Star : [enters Spongebob's house singing] SpongeBob are you ready?, are you ready, are you ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants : For what?
Patrick Star : For the annual jellyfish in Uekele Bottom this weekend!
[shows him his net while swinging it around]
Patrick Star : Ha ha ha! Ya ya ya!
[breaks Spongebob's vase and reacts in embarrassment]
Patrick Star : So are you ready or what?
SpongeBob SquarePants : That was this weekend?
[looks over at Gary who's crawling on him]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I can't go, I don't have anyone to take care of Gary!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Gary! Something's happening to meeeeeeowwww!
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Doctor : Therefore, a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered.
[gives both the syringe and Gary to SpongeBob]
Doctor : Here you go.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Aren't you gonna do it?
Doctor : Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. I'm too squeamish.
[he leaves]
Squidward : Uh, hang on, Doc, let me help you with your back there.
