SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Texas/Walking Small (2000)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
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Quotes
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[SpongeBob has shaped himself in the form of Texas to irritate Sandy]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Patrick. What am I?
Patrick : Stupid?
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, I'm Texas.
Patrick : What's the difference?
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Sandy Cheeks : Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?
Sandy Cheeks : No, you can't!
Patrick : Well, can we say that people from Texas are dumb?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Look, Patrick, I'm Texas: Duh, howdy, y'all!
Patrick : I'm Texas too: Get a dog, little longie, get a dog!
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[Spongebob and Patrick were crying after Sandy sang a sad song about how she misses Texas]
Patrick : [happily] Do you think she knows the Muffin Man song?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : So you're staying?
Sandy Cheeks : I'm stayin'!
[the crowd cheers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : That makes me feel all wiggly!
[Squidward sarcastically mutters "Whoopty-doo" under his breath]
Patrick : Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?
[the crowd falls silent. All eyes fall on Patrick]
Sandy Cheeks : [threateningly] What did you just say?
Patrick : Should I start running now?
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Patrick : [after Sandy gets on the bus and leaves to go to Texas] Who cares about dumb ole Texas?
Sandy Cheeks : [the bus suddenly drives backward and drops an irritated Sandy off] What did you say?
Patrick : [sadly] Texas is dumb.
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Patrick : [while he and Spongebob run from Sandy trying to lasso them] Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?
