SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Texas/Walking Small (2000)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Fish #1, Fish #2, Fish #3
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Quotes
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[SpongeBob has shaped himself in the form of Texas to irritate Sandy]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Patrick. What am I?
Patrick : Stupid?
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, I'm Texas.
Patrick : What's the difference?
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Sandy Cheeks : Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?
Sandy Cheeks : No, you can't!
Patrick : Well, can we say that people from Texas are dumb?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [singing] The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : You used me... for land development! That wasn't nice.
Plankton : Haven't you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world. Ha ha ha ha!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well... what about aggressively nice people?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Look, Patrick, I'm Texas: Duh, howdy, y'all!
Patrick : I'm Texas too: Get a dog, little longie, get a dog!
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Plankton : SpongeBob, don't let that guy sit on you. Assertiveness lesson number one: tell that guy to get off.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Excuse me. You're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
Plankton : No, no! Be assertive!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [sticks his finger on the guy's pocket] Beep-beep.
Plankton : Not insertive!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : It's a party, for you! We have square dancing
[shows a fish holding a big cube]
SpongeBob SquarePants : , barby-cues...
Squidward : [holding a big Q with spikes on it] Ow. Ow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Peas-in-a-can pie
[shows another fish holding a pie with a can of peas sticking out]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and our very own ten-gallon hats.
[He and Patrick put water jugs on their heads]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : So you're staying?
Sandy Cheeks : I'm stayin'!
[the crowd cheers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : That makes me feel all wiggly!
[Squidward sarcastically mutters "Whoopty-doo" under his breath]
Patrick : Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?
[the crowd falls silent. All eyes fall on Patrick]
Sandy Cheeks : [threateningly] What did you just say?
Patrick : Should I start running now?
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Plankton : You see how wonderful life is... when you're maniacal?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I thought it was called assertive.
Plankton : Whatever.
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Plankton : SpongeBob, you missed your chance. You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want. You're too soft.
SpongeBob SquarePants : But I'm a spon...
Plankton : Don't say it!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We're gonna get Sandy now.
Mr. Krabs : Well, hurry it up, lad! We can't squat like this forever!
