SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Texas/Walking Small (2000)

Carolyn Lawrence: Sandy Cheeks

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Quotes 

• Sandy Cheeks : Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?

  Sandy Cheeks : No, you can't!

  Patrick : Well, can we say that people from Texas are dumb?

• Sandy Cheeks : Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : So you're staying?

  Sandy Cheeks : I'm stayin'!

  [the crowd cheers] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That makes me feel all wiggly!

  [Squidward sarcastically mutters "Whoopty-doo" under his breath] 

  Patrick : Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?

  [the crowd falls silent. All eyes fall on Patrick] 

  Sandy Cheeks : [threateningly]  What did you just say?

  Patrick : Should I start running now?

• Sandy Cheeks : Home isn't about barbecues or pecan pies, Home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya.

• Patrick : [after Sandy gets on the bus and leaves to go to Texas]  Who cares about dumb ole Texas?

  Sandy Cheeks : [the bus suddenly drives backward and drops an irritated Sandy off]  What did you say?

  Patrick : [sadly]  Texas is dumb.