- Natalie Hurley: I'm upset because there's a principle, a bedrock principle that doesn't change, and now I'm supposed to hand over these things. I'm supposed to hand over these things that are ours.
- [Jeremy and Natalie have broken up]
- Dana Whitaker: Did you know about Jeremy and Natalie?
- Isaac Jaffe: No.
- Dana Whitaker: Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take care of this footage. *Then*, I'm gonna stop by Dan and Casey's office to fill them in on Jeremy and Natalie. *Then*, I'm gonna come back here and I'm gonna talk to you.
- Isaac Jaffe: That sounds good. Why don't you do everything you just said, except coming back here and talking to me?
- Dana Whitaker: I didn't get Sam a cake.
- Dan Rydell: Okay.
- Dana Whitaker: 'Cause I think he'd see right through it, don't you?
- Dan Rydell: Don't I what?
- Dana Whitaker: Think he'd see right through it - the hypocrisy.
- Dan Rydell: The hypocrisy of a cake?
- [On the air]
- Dan Rydell: Commenting on his sub-par performance after the game, Reed said, "My head just wasn't in the game." Anyone knowing the location of Reed's head should contact the proper authorities.
- [Casey is "blind" after his eye exam]
- Dan Rydell: Uh-oh.
- Casey McCall: What?
- Dan Rydell: Mmm-mm.
- Casey McCall: What, what, what, is there a fire?
- Dan Rydell: Yeah, there's a big fire, Casey. That's why I'm saying, "Uh-oh" and "mmm."
- Casey McCall: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's going on?
- Dan Rydell: Peter Sadler's here.
- Casey McCall: Uh-oh.
- Dan Rydell: [shouting] CASEY, WATCH OUT!
- Casey McCall: What? What?
- [Casey rolls off the couch and hits the floor. Dan starts laughing at him]
- Dan Rydell: Hey Jeremy.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Hey.
- Dan Rydell: What's going on?
- Jeremy Goodwin: The captain of the Ukrainian handball team thinks they've got a good chance of a medal in Sydney.
- Dan Rydell: I meant in general.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Ah, nothing.
- Dan Rydell: Nothing what?
- Jeremy Goodwin: Nothing... Sir?
- Natalie Hurley: Isaac.
- Isaac Jaffe: Hey, Natalie.
- Natalie Hurley: I know it's not my place, but I want to say I think it's terrible you're handing over the tape.
- Isaac Jaffe: Why?
- Natalie Hurley: You know why.
- Isaac Jaffe: Natalie...
- Natalie Hurley: We're a news organization.
- Isaac Jaffe: I'm aware of that.
- Natalie Hurley: Are you telling me the next time someone calls us to tell us who's fixing college basketball, we got to hand them over to the police?
- Isaac Jaffe: No.
- Natalie Hurley: What are you saying?
- Isaac Jaffe: I'm saying we're handing this over to the police.
- Natalie Hurley: What's the difference?
- Isaac Jaffe: Deep Throat's not on that tape. There's no one we need to protect. We shot a crime scene. We're helping out the police.
- Natalie Hurley: There's a bigger principle.
- Isaac Jaffe: No, there's not.
- Natalie Hurley: How about the First Amendment?
- Isaac Jaffe: The First Amendment's great, Natalie, but I don't think we need to protect ourselves behind it just because we can.
- Natalie Hurley: Well, I've said my piece.
- Dana Whitaker: We could do it, you know. Refuse to hand over the tape and go to jail for a First Amendment principle.
- Isaac Jaffe: Ah, Dana. Don't you think if I could have figured out a way to send you to prison, I would have done it already?
- Dana Whitaker: You're a regular cut up there, skipper.
- Isaac Jaffe: Get out.
- Dana Whitaker: Okay.
- Casey McCall: Did they print the script in-- in big type?
- Dan Rydell: Yes.
- Casey McCall: Super big?
- Dan Rydell: Yes.
- Casey McCall: I am not gong to be able to read off the teleprompter.
- Dan Rydell: Script's in big type.
- Casey McCall: And I'm very light sensitive right now.
- Dan Rydell: Well, it's a TV studio, so I wouldn't worry about it.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Natalie?
- Natalie Hurley: Yeah?
- Jeremy Goodwin: Hey, I need to talk to you.
- Natalie Hurley: You are talking to me.
- Jeremy Goodwin: That's right.
- Natalie Hurley: Uh, what do you need?
- Jeremy Goodwin: I guess I can't say "I need to talk to you," without talking to you.
- Natalie Hurley: Yeah.
- Jeremy Goodwin: It's ironic.
- Natalie Hurley: What are you, Alanis Morissette?
- Jeremy Goodwin: Hey.
- Natalie Hurley: I'm sorry, was that reference too hip for you? She's a recording artist, and, like, 4 billion people listen to her music.
- Casey McCall: Interesting.
- Dana Whitaker: Yeah.
- Casey McCall: Puzzlement.
- Dana Whitaker: Casey...
- Casey McCall: No, 'cause I could be, like, a blind detective; have my own TV show.
- Dana Whitaker: You DO have your own TV show.
- Casey McCall: Ah, yes, the student becomes the teacher.