- Jeremy Goodwin: Well, there are sections of the Haggadah that, quite frankly, could use a polish.
- Dan Rydell: You're gonna do a rewrite on the Haggadah?
- Jeremy Goodwin: It's not written in stone, Danny.
- Dan Rydell: Actually, some of it is.
- Isaac Jaffe: And that was a mistake. God looked down at his lineup card, turned to a kid on the bench and said, "Moses, you're up!"
- Billi: Abraham, we are simple, honest, hard working people and our lives are good.
- Will: I completely agree Sarah, I hope we never have to leave my father's house or even this land.
- Jeremy Goodwin: But Abraham's wish was not to be for one day, while tending to his sheep...
- Chris: Baaaaa.
- Dana Whitaker: Would you please?
- Jeremy Goodwin: ...Abraham heard, the voice of God.
- Dave: Abraham.
- Dana Whitaker: Dave's God?
- Dave: Yes.
- Will: Who's that?
- Dave: It's me.
- Will: I'm hearing things. The wind must be playing tricks with my ears.
- Dave: It's not trick. It's me. I've chosen you.
- Will: Chosen me?
- Dave: I've chosen you. You've been chosen.
- Will: I don't like the sound of that.
- Dave: No, it's ok. What I want you to do it this. I want you and Sarah to leave your father's house and leave this land and go forth to a place called Canaan.
- [points to the right]
- Jeremy Goodwin: [corrects him by pointing to the left] Oop.
- Dave: There in Canaan you will become the founder of a great nation.
- Will: Okey-doke.
- Dave: 10 seconds live.