- Dana Whitaker: I really just came up here to get some drinks for my friends.
- The Stranger: I have no reason not to believe you.
- Dana Whitaker: I'm just saying I'm not in a mood to be bought a drink by a guy in a suit.
- The Stranger: I'm not wearing a suit. For that matter I wasn't offering you a drink.
- Dana Whitaker: Yeah? You left your Wall Street office at 8:30, went to your two-bedroom on the East Side and changed into your "I don't always wear a suit" clothes.
- The Stranger: I don't live on the East Side
- Dana Whitaker: If you live on the West Side, then you're stuck back in college.
- The Stranger: I live in Paris.
- Dana Whitaker: [Laughs] France?
- The Stranger: Yeah. Sometimes Seattle. Sometimes Chicago. Sometimes Tokyo. Sometimes St. Bart's.
- Dana Whitaker: Tell me... Seriously, are there women who believe you when you say that?
- The Stranger: Not many. So, Dana, I couldn't help overhearing you and your friends a while ago.
- Dana Whitaker: We're sitting on the other side of the restaurant.
- The Stranger: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about a Time Warner takeover.
- Dana Whitaker: [Long pause] You wouldn't, huh?
- The Stranger: They'll kick out when the stock hits 27.
- Dana Whitaker: How did you know my name?
- The Stranger: The bartender said it.
- Dana Whitaker: No he didn't.
- The Stranger: Sure he did. How else would I know it?
- [Elliot brings Dan flowers]
- Elliot: These are for you.
- Dan Rydell: Elliot, look, last night, seriously, I was talking to Kim. I was doing a little thing...
- Elliot: They're not from me.
- Dan Rydell: Like it'd kill you to give me flowers once in a while?
- [Dan's trying to convince Casey to take a job in L.A]
- Dan Rydell: Same show, bigger audience, sunshine, Pacific Ocean, new car, Laker Girls, plus the L.A. Philharmonic with Mr. Esa-Pekka Salonen at the podium. You know where he's from?
- Casey McCall: Helsinki.
- Dan Rydell: That's right. You know where that is?
- Casey McCall: Finland.
- Dan Rydell: That's right.
- [Dan has just received flowers]
- Dan Rydell: "R.W." It says, "R.W."
- Casey McCall: What else does it say?
- Dan Rydell: Just says, "R.W."
- [pause]
- Dan Rydell: Robert Wagner has sent me flowers.
- [On air]
- Dan Rydell: Caller, how much experience do you have coaching at the major league level?
- Caller: Well, I never coached pro ball, or anything.
- Dan Rydell: Semi-pro?
- Caller: No.
- Dan Rydell: College?
- Caller: No.
- Dan Rydell: Okay, Joe Torre's been coaching baseball for about 430 years. You gotta girlfriend?
- Caller: Nnn-no.
- Dan Rydell: This is why. You interested in buying Continental Corp?
- Caller: No.
- Dan Rydell: Okay, then we're hanging up now.
- Casey McCall: [closing the Show] Thats all for us tonight. Remember please, if you are going out on a date and you want to impress someone. "Its a Dog Eat Dog World " not a " Doggy Dog World ".
- Natalie Hurley: Jeremy, one day you'll see that my love for you isn't the product of liquor-induced mood swings and that I'm yours for the taking at your command. And that the day I broke up with your was the most regrettable day of my life.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Okay. But I broke up with you.
- Natalie Hurley: I find you loathsome, and my hatred of you knows no bounds.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Okay.