Squidbillies (TV Series)

Take This Job and Love It (2005)

Todd Hanson: Dan Halen

Quotes 

• Dan Halen : I think what most impresses me, Earlie, is the effort and detail which you've clearly shown in urinating on my laptop.

  Earlie Cuyler : I don't care to consort with those of the robot race.

  Dan Halen : ...and why would you? I think that about covers it. Earlie, welcome to Dan Halen Sheetrock, International.

• Dan Halen : So, under experience, you've listed here on your hat-shaped resume that you can skin a buck, run a trout line and that all your rowdy friends...

  Earlie Cuyler : ...are comin' over tonight, y'sir.

  Dan Halen : Earlie, you're the most inpressive squid I've interviewed for this position. Let's talk briefly about your work ethic.

  Earlie Cuyler : Well, I don't think ethnics do no work. I mean, that's they problem, really. If you ain't like me, go hang from a damn tree.

  Dan Halen : Overt racial prejudice... impressive, Earlie.

  Earlie Cuyler : I thank you, kindly.