- [first lines]
- Stuart Miller: Hey, Harold.
- Harold: Stuart, I was cleaning my old NASA stuff out of the garage, and I found six cases of Tang. Do you want it?
- Stuart Miller: No, I don't want your old Tang. The astronauts really drank that stuff?
- Harold: No, they hated it! That's why I'm stuck with all this Tang.
- Gavin P. Miller: Nice rack.
- Skyler Dayton: Well, thank you, Gavin. I was beginning to think you didn't even notice.
- Gavin P. Miller: Oh no! No no no no no! I was, uh, I was referring to the new, uh, magazine rack. I would never make a comment like that about your, uh, your... You see, I'm your boss, and, uh, it's my job to provide you with a safe work environment free from any sort of sexual innuendo.
- Skyler Dayton: Well, it must be really *hard*. Oh no, I *blew* it already.
- Gavin P. Miller: Very cute, Skyler.
- Skyler Dayton: Sorry. Won't happen again.
- Customer #1: Can I get some help?
- Skyler Dayton: Coming!
- [last lines]
- Stuart Miller: No, Skyler!
- Jenny Wasserman: What's wrong, honey?
- Stuart Miller: Uh, it's just a dream, bad dream. Sorry I woke you, Jenny.
- Jenny Wasserman: It's okay. Go back to sleep, Stephen.
- Skyler Dayton: Oh God, for a second there I really thought I was dying. My whole life flashed before my eyes.
- Gavin P. Miller: Huh, that's terrifying.
- Skyler Dayton: No! It was amazing. I've done a lot of really fun things.
- Skyler Dayton: Aren't you going to tell me about our sex dream?
- Gavin P. Miller: Please let's not talk about this.
- Skyler Dayton: Oh, come on, what was it like? Cuffs? Hot wax? Feathers? Or did the sex get kinky?
- Skyler Dayton: You probably don't even make a sound during sex.
- Gavin P. Miller: [yells] What I do during sex is between me and me alone!
- Skyler Dayton: That doesn't surprise me.