Quotes
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Stuart Miller : Books on human behavior can be found under 'Psychology' and 'Self-Help' and my name is Stuart, and I can be found under 'Dangerous Men'.
Skyler Dayton : So can I. That's why I need the book.
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[last lines]
Stuart Miller : Oh, come on, let's hire her. She could be great for this place; add a little life around here.
Gavin P. Miller : Don't be ridiculous! Do we really want someone who's going to recommend books based on the authors' pictures?
Stuart Miller : So what!
Gavin P. Miller : She chose College of the Desert guy over Edward Berlinger!
Harold March : Edward Berlinger? I just read about him.
Gavin P. Miller : Yes, he's probably won another award.
Harold March : No, they found his wife's head in his freezer!
Skyler Dayton : Really! Hah!
Gavin P. Miller : We open at ten. Don't be late.
Harold March : Dear God! He strangled her with his Nobel prize.
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Skyler Dayton : Call me old-fashioned, but if you're going to be in bed with two women, one of them had better be me!
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Skyler Dayton : I seem to have a thing for guys in a band. And actors. And pro athletes. And circus performers.
Katrina : I seem to have a thing for guys who are one naked girl away from realizing they're gay.