Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

Dramatis Personae (1993)

Armin Shimerman: Quark

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Quotes 

• Odo : I heard you had some problems with the Klingons the last time they came through.

  Quark : Spare me from beings who think pain is pleasure.

  [reconsiders] 

  Quark : In small doses, perhaps...

• Quark : What can I do for you, Major?

  Major Kira : Get lost.

• [Quark walks in Odo's office, wearing a neckbrace, injured from Kira's assualt on him] 

  Odo : Is this a Ferengi fashion I'm not aware of?

  Quark : [speaking in a reedy voice]  Kira tried to tear my head off.

  [clumsily sits in a chair; groans] 

  Quark : Oh! I wanna file charges.

  Odo : Tell me about it.

  Quark : I heard her plotting.

  Odo : [This catches Odo's attention]  Go on.

  Quark : She tried to convince Dax to take her side against Sisko.

  [Tries to indicate with his body, but tweaks a sensitive part of his spine; Close-lipped moan] 

  Odo : And did Dax seem persuaded?

  Quark : What difference does that make? I was attacked!

  Odo : Answer the question.

  Quark : I... I couldn't tell, she was on the fence.

  Odo : [begins to pace]  Doesn't Kira's behavior seem out of the ordinary? And the others? At the staff briefing, Sisko was bored as if he couldn't be bothered running the station, and Bashir... when did he become so concerned about station politics...

  [He stops and looks at Quark, who leans away defensively if stiffly because of his neckbrace] 

  Quark : [still speaking in a reedy voice]  Don't look at me that way! I'm perfectly normal!

  Odo : [drily]  Yes.. I suppose you are!

• Quark : [Quark has been injured by Major Kira and is wearing a neck-brace; he angrily calls after a departing Odo]  Odo? Odo! I WANT SATISFACTION!