Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Looking for Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places (1996)
Armin Shimerman: Quark
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Quotes
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Quark : War - what is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing.
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Doctor Bashir : [running a medical scanner over Quark] A compound fracture of the right radius, 2 fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches. What have you been doing?
Quark : You mean,
[trades a Look with Grilka]
Quark : what have *we* been doing?
Doctor Bashir : [realization dawning] Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around in my head. I'll just treat you.
Doctor Bashir : [the door opens, and a battered Dax and Worf enter] What happened to you two?
Lt. Commander Worf : We, um...
[looks to Dax]
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Well, um... if you must know...
Doctor Bashir : No! No, I don't need that image, either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that's all!
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Grilka : Why do you pursue me?
Quark : I only pursue those things I wish to acquire.
Grilka : "Acquire"? Now you sound like a Ferengi again.
Quark : I *am* a Ferengi. That means I have a talent for appreciating objects of great value. And I believe... you may be worth more than all the latinum in the quadrant.
Grilka : My Kahless.
Quark : My Lukara.
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Quark : Her bodyguard was giving me threatening looks all night.
Lt. Commander Worf : That is to be expected. The idea of a Ferengi courting a great lady is... offensive.
Quark : You know, it's attitudes like that that keep you people from getting invited to all the really good parties.
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Quark : So, what does a Klingon woman expect from a man? Are there any secret Klingon phrases I should know or do we just leap on each other like a pair of crazed voles?
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[Worf elaborates how to properly court Grilka]
Quark : Then what?
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Well, either she accepts your offer... or she has her bodyguard shatter every bone in your body.
Quark : Sounds reasonable.
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Quark : This is ridiculous! I'm surrounded by corpses, my shoes are dripping in blood, and you want me to feel romantic?
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Quark : I'm telling you, Worf, she responded perfectly. You really have the key to this woman's heart. The question is, can you help me unlock it?
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[Thopok has challenged Quark to a fight to the death]
Quark : So my choices are to not show up, be branded a coward and lose Grilka, or die?
Lt. Commander Worf : Yes.
Quark : Oh, come on now, there must be another way out of this! You people have rituals for everything except waste extraction. You must have a ceremony or a secret handshake or something I can do?
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Doctor Bashir : [Dr. Bashir is examining a wounded Quark in the infirmary. Quark is gingerly clutching his right arm in a sling] A compound fracture of the right radius, 2 fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches. What have you been doing?
Quark : You mean...
[Quark exchanges a provocutive look with Grilka, who is revealed to be standing by him]
Quark : ...What have *We* been doing?
Quark , Grilka : [Quark and Grilka laugh raunchily. Dr. Bashir looks a little disturbed]
Doctor Bashir : [awkwardly] Uh huh... I see. I don't need that particular image in my head. I'll just treat you.