Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)
The Outrageous Okona (1988)
Billy Campbell: Capt. Thadiun Okona
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Quotes
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Now, please follow Commander Riker's instructions so our ship can get back to its normal routine.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Whatever you say, Captain.
[Riker grins]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Something funny?
Commander William T. Riker : Well, the unexpected *is* our normal routine.
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[Worf finds Okona in deep embrace with a woman in her quarters]
Lieutenant Worf : You will come with me to the main bridge!
Capt. Thadiun Okona : I'm sure it can wait a few minutes?
[continues kissing the woman]
Lieutenant Worf : NOW!
[Okana turns and has a stare-down with Worf]
Lieutenant Worf : [growls] I'd like that! But I have my orders.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : [smugly] Some other time.
[Okana turns to the woman he was kissing]
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Remember what it took to drag me from your arms!
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Capt. Thadiun Okona : Have you ever been cold?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : No.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Warm, then?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : No.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : What about drunk? Ever do that?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : From alcohol? That is not possible for me, sir.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Pity. What about love?
Lt. Cmdr. Data : The act or the emotion?
Capt. Thadiun Okona : They're both the same.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : I believe that statement to be inaccurate, sir.
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Capt. Thadiun Okona : [handing Wesley his defective guidance system] Commander, I leave this in your capable hands.
Wesley Crusher : Sir, this is Commander Data. I'm just an acting ensign.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Well, acting ensigns have names, don't they?
Wesley Crusher : Wesley. Wesley Crusher.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Nice to meet you, Acting Ensign Wesley Wesley Crusher.
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Capt. Thadiun Okona : Now, that's sex appeal!
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Sexual attraction in this context is not a part of my programming. I am an android.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : Well, then, have you seen any good-looking computers lately?
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Capt. Thadiun Okona : A Klingon Security Officer?
Lieutenant Worf : Yes.
Capt. Thadiun Okona : No wars available, eh?
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Capt. Thadiun Okona : Life... is like loading twice your cargo weight onto your spacecraft. If it's canaries, and you can keep half of them flying all of the time... you're all right.
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Capt. Thadiun Okona : Yanar, you're angry at the embarrassment of all this. And maybe the timing and the approach is not the most romantic, but I know you love Benzan, and I don't want to see you throw away that feeling just because your parents have been quarreling for years and don't know how to behave properly.
