Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

The Royale (1989)

Sam Anderson: Assistant Manager

Quotes 

• Lieutenant Worf : What is this place? How did a being like you get here?

  Asst. Manager : Why, this is the Royale, of course. And my personal life is really none of your business, thank you.

  Commander William T. Riker : What he means is, what planet is this?

  Asst. Manager : I beg your pardon?

  Commander William T. Riker : This planet, what do you call it?

  Asst. Manager : Earth. What do you call it?

  Lieutenant Worf : We call it Theta VIII.

  Asst. Manager : How charming.

• Commander William T. Riker : We're from the United Federation of Planets.

  Asst. Manager : Of course you are.