Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Revulsion (1997)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Tom Paris : If you'll excuse me, I have to go check on Harry; I hear he's having a nervous breakdown. It's a long story.

  The Doctor : Not so fast, Mr. Paris. You are going to help me sterilize every square millimeter of this sickbay. No doubt you've left your oily residue on every hypospray, your sloughed secretions on every console! Just kidding. In fact, I've had a change of heart about my fastidiousness. A little clutter never hurt anyone. Sick Bay should have a more organic touch, don't you think? To help our patients feel... more at home?

  Tom Paris : [to Torres]  What's gotten into him?

  B'Elanna Torres : It's a long story.

• The Doctor : [on the prospect of a fight between holograms]  This could get tedious.

• B'Elanna Torres : [on Dejaren]  I just spent the last ten minutes hearing his views on biological life. Let's just say they're a bit unconventional. Did you realize that we "organics" are a bunch of inferior, disgusting animals?

  The Doctor : Now that you mention it...

• The Doctor : [as Tom and B'Elanna flirt]  I'm detecting elevated hormonal levels. If you two don't take it easy, I'll have to declare a medical emergency.

• [Torres adjusts the Doctor's mobile holo-emitter] 

  The Doctor : For a Klingon you have a decent bedside manner.

  B'Elanna Torres : Thanks.

  The Doctor : I wonder what kind of 'bedside manner' Mr. Paris will exhibit. That was a rhetorical question, Lieutenant.

• Dejaren : What's your name?

  The Doctor : I don't have a name. It's a long story.

• The Doctor : When I was first activated, I was regarded as little more than a talking tricorder.

• The Doctor : The Captain has authorized me to recruit someone with advanced medical training to help out in Sick Bay. Unfortunately, the most qualified crew member is you.

  Tom Paris : You want ME to be the new nurse?

  The Doctor : If that's the title you prefer. It will only be temporary, three duty shifts a week. Report to Sick Bay at 0600 hours. Bring a tricorder and a smile.

• B'Elanna Torres : Let's get one thing straight. I don't appreciate you or anyone else speculating about the kind of friendships I have, or who I have them with!

  The Doctor : Sorry. I didn't realize I'd struck a nerve. Perhaps you'd like a tranquilizer.