Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

The Disease (1999)

Robert Duncan McNeill: Ensign Tom Paris

Quotes 

• [Paris tells Tuvok about an alien system to create different habitats] 

  Tom Paris : If you wanted to, you could recreate Vulcan in your quarters with that system.

  Tuvok : Why would I want to?

  Tom Paris : A little taste of home in the Delta Quadrant? Think about it - springtime on the shores of Lake Yuron!

  Tuvok : I require a desk and a bed, nothing more.

  Tom Paris : You're missing the point.

  Tuvok : No doubt.

  Tom Paris : These people have been traveling for 400 years. They've learned a thing or two about living comfortably.

  Tuvok : Our systems are more than adequate.

  Tom Paris : Ah! I give up!

  Chakotay : After only two minutes? Tuvok, how do you do it?

  Tuvok : I wait until his own illogic overwhelms him.

• Tom Paris : Oh, here we go again.

  Harry Kim : What?

  Tom Paris : You, going after impossible women! Uh, a hologram, an ex-Borg, the wrong twin, and now a girl from a xenophobic species?

• [Tom is pushing buttons like a virtuoso] 

  B'Elanna Torres : Impressive.

  Tom Paris : Just trying to orchestrate the antimatter flow.

  B'Elanna Torres : You should try some Chopin when you're done.

• Tom Paris : [to Kim]  You are such a lousy liar! Haven't you learned anything from me after five years?