Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

The Killing Game, Part II (1998)

Robert Picardo: The Doctor

Quotes 

• The Doctor : Even half-drunk, Klingons are among the best warriors in the galaxy.

• Neelix : [approaching two Klingons sitting and eating by a fire]  Pardon me, gentlemen, I wonder if I might have a word with you.

  [no reaction] 

  The Doctor : They're Klingons, not kittens.

  [Neelix steps up, snatches a drumstick out of a Klingon's hand and flings it brutally into the fire] 

  Neelix : You will listen!

• Klingon Hologram : Lead the attack, or die here, by my hand.

  The Doctor : [to Neelix]  You heard him. Don't argue with the man; run along. I'll re-attach any severed limbs; just don't misplace them.

• [the Klingons are waking up from their nap] 

  Neelix : Uh-oh. What should we do?

  The Doctor : Not having a cure for Klingon hangovers, I couldn't tell you.

• Klingon Hologram : Qapla'!

  Neelix : Qapla'.

  The Doctor : Tally-ho.

• [the Hirogen medic has ordered the Doctor to treat the minor burns of another Hirogen instead of attending to a severely injured Human] 

  The Doctor : What kind of physician are you? The first rule of triage states that critical injuries take priority!

  Hirogen Medic : Your rules. Not mine.

  [deactivates the Doctor]