Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

The Q and the Grey (1996)

Suzie Plakson: Female Q

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Quotes 

• Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres : You aren't the first female who's ever had a man run out on her.

  Female Q : I hope you're not comparing some failed romance in your pitiful existence to my eternal association with Q.

  Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres : You know, I have really had it with this superiority complex of yours.

  Female Q : It's not a complex, dear, it's a fact.

  Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres : Well, here's another fact: if you don't stop pestering me, I'm never going to finish, in which case your association with Q might not be quite as "eternal" as you think.

• Female Q : [to Torres]  You know, I've always liked Klingon females. You've got such... spunk.

• Female Q : The Vulcan talent for stating the obvious never ceases to amaze me.

• Commander Chakotay : There's gotta be some way to get back to the Continuum besides... snapping your fingers.

  Female Q : Hm. Well... there is one possibility, but somehow I don't think this rickety barge or your half-witted crew members are up to the challenge.

  Tuvok : May I remind you, madam, that this "rickety barge" and its "half-witted crew" are your only hope at the moment?

• Q : Q! How did you find me?

  Female Q : Never mind that. What are you doing with that dog?

  [Q looks at the Irish Setter puppy in Janeway's arms] 

  Female Q : I'm not talking about the puppy.

• Q : Kathryn Janeway, may I present... Q.

  Female Q : Not just any Q - *his* Q.

  Q : We were involved... for a while.

  Female Q : About four billion years - and now you desert me to pollute the continuum with the DNA of this... narrow little being.

• Female Q : [to Paris]  You, helm boy!

• Female Q : Tossed aside for someone five billion years younger. If it weren't so laughable, I'd cry.

• Commander Chakotay : [grabbing the female Q]  I wanna know what's going on here. Where's Captain Janeway?

  Female Q : Let me go before I hurl this ship and everyone on it into the Therinian Ice Age!

  Commander Chakotay : I don't think you can.

  Female Q : [scoffs]  Don't be ridiculous!

  [she snaps her fingers, but nothing happens] 

  Commander Chakotay : I don't know how or why, but something's affected your powers, otherwise you wouldn't still be here and you wouldn't have a bruise on your forehead. Now start talking, before *I* hurl *you* into the brig!

• Q : [after the mating]  I was good, wasn't I?

  Female Q : Very good.

• [Q disappears with Janeway] 

  Female Q : That two-timing toad!

• Q : Oh, darling, I knew you'd come for me.

  Female Q : Mm-hm.

  Q : Aren't you going to untie me?

  Female Q : How do I know you won't run off with the next bi-pedal female that catches your eye?