Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
The Thaw (1996)
Michael McKean: The Clown
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Quotes
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Clown : How am I supposed to negotiate if I don't know what you're thinking?
The Doctor : I have a very trustworthy face.
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Clown : You show remarkable trust, Captain. How could you be so sure I would keep my word?
Captain Kathryn Janeway : I've known fear. It's a very healthy thing, most of the time. You warn us of danger, remind us of our limits, protect us from carelessness. I've learned to trust fear.
Clown : Finally someone who appreciates me! Am I blushing?
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[last lines]
Clown : What will become of us? Of me?
Captain Kathryn Janeway : Like all fear, you eventually... vanish.
Clown : I'm afraid.
Captain Kathryn Janeway : [whispers] I know.
Clown : Drat.
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Clown : Well, you certainly know how to bring a party to a halt.
The Doctor : I don't get out very much.
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Clown : This is my world! My festival! And you're here without an invitation.
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Clown : [of Janeway] Who is SHE to tell me what I have to do?
The Doctor : She's the one out there with the off switch in her hand.
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Clown : Why talk when we can dance?
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[the crew on Voyager has failed to shut down the Clown's environment]
Captain Kathryn Janeway : We've lost.
Clown : We've won! We've won! We've won! Start the music! Start the music! Celebration! Celebration! Celebration!
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Captain Kathryn Janeway : Would you be honest with me?
Clown : Fear is the most honest of all emotions, Captain.
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Captain Kathryn Janeway : I'm not Captain Janeway.
Clown : Could have fooled me.
Captain Kathryn Janeway : I'm afraid I did.
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Captain Kathryn Janeway : As I understand it, it takes a few minutes before you become aware of my thoughts. Is that true?
Clown : An eternity of anticipation!
Captain Kathryn Janeway : And then what happens?
Clown : And then the fun begins.
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[Kim and Torres walk through a throng of artists and jugglers]
Ensign Harry Kim : Uh... excuse me. We're trying to find some friends.
Clown : Well, that shouldn't be difficult. We're all friends here.
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Clown : [to Harry and B'Elanna] If you leave, one of them will die! One of them will die. Try it and see. If you leave...
[points at the Kohl physician]
Clown : ...he dies.
Viorsa : He can do it. He's already killed two of our colleagues.
Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres : How is that possible?
Clown : I cut off their heads.
Lieutenant B'Elanna Torres : But none of this is real!
Clown : Of course it's real. It's as real as a nightmare.
Ensign Harry Kim : The two we found dead both suffered from massive heart attacks.
Clown : Heart attack. Now, what might cause a heart attack? Hmm. Unmanageable stress, perhaps? Unmanageable fear? The fear of losing a head, perhaps?
Ensign Harry Kim : You scared them to death.
[the Clown takes a bow]
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Clown : [the Clown surprises Harry and the Kohl survivors by suddenly appearing in front of them] Thinking about escape, are we, Harry? Naughty, naughty. I don't like those thoughts. We're gonna have to do something about them.
Programmer : He's new. He can't help thinking about getting out.
Clown : He can! You don't think about it anymore!
[something occurs to him]
Clown : Oh, but he's new... and you're old. New and old. Old and... new. Well, then the answer is to simply... make you old, Harry.
[laughs evilly at Harry, transformed into a feeble old man]
Clown : Are you afraid of growing old, Harry? Is that what you fear? Being cared for by nurses?
Little Woman : [dressed like a nurse and with a medicine bottle, she puts a spoon to Harry's mouth] Time for your medicine.
Clown : You don't like being helpless, do you Harry? You like to take care of yourself. Yes, I know how you hate to feel like the baby on the crew.
[laughs hysterically at Harry, now transformed into a crying baby that he cradles in his arms]
Clown : Oh-ho-ho... Ohh, what's the matter, Harry? Oh, does my costume frighten you, huh? Oh-ho-ho...
Spectre : [leans into Harry's face] Coochie-coo.
Clown : He-he-he, yeah... Oh, look at little Harry fly.
[the Clown starts throwing a bawling Harry up and down like a plaything]
Clown : Whew! Whew, there he goes! Whew! Whee!
[laughs then loses interest]
Clown : All right, that's enough.
[Harry's suddenly back to being an adult and the Clown starts cackling again]
Ensign Harry Kim : This is not reality. It's an illusion.
Clown : When your only reality is an illusion, then illusion is a reality.
[snaps a finger]
Ensign Harry Kim : Like the man said... "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
Clown : N'aw, I thought we were gonna be friends. Didn't want to do this, Harry.
[off-screen someone places surgical gloves on the Clown]
Clown : No, I didn't want to bring this up in front of the others, but, uh, I know what really scares you. I know when you were nine, your parents took you to that colony - radiation disaster - humanitarian mission. You visited a hospital. You remember.
[laughs]
Ensign Harry Kim : [with realization] No.
Clown : [as some of the clowns wheel a gurney in and bundle Harry onto it] You wandered off by yourself where you weren't supposed to be.
Ensign Harry Kim : [to himself while the clowns tie Harry down with straps and manacles] The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Clown : You saw people and things you weren't supposed to see - sick and dying. Keep repeating "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
[he leads the other clowns to repeat, like a demented chorus]
Clown : And how about, "There's no place like home. There's nooo place like home."
[laughs manically as Harry can't hide his terror anymore]
Clown : Try clicking your heels together three times. Oh, but your legs are restrained, aren't they, just like that little girl you saw on the operating table?
[the others place a surgical mask on the Clown and hand him a scalpel]
Clown : The doctor called for a scalpel... she looked at you... and her face filled with fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. DO YOU REMEMBER?
[Harry screams his lungs out as the Clown prepares to cut an incision through his chest]
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Spectre : Bravo! Bravo!
Clown : Go away! I want to be alone.
Spectre : You're RUINING the festival.
Little Woman : Don't be a poop!
Clown : I CAN'T help it! I'm feeling sorry for myself.
Little Woman : Well, don't take it out on us.
Spectre : Take it out on THEM.
Clown : [glancing at Harry and the hostages] You people... you wonderful people... my friends, you do know how to make a man feel better, don't you? Okay, then, what shall we play?