Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Tsunkatse (2000)

Roxann Dawson: Lt. B'Elanna Torres

Quotes 

• B'Elanna Torres : The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park.

• [a big bowl with yellow fluid stands in the kitchen] 

  B'Elanna Torres : Tell me that's not lunch.

  Neelix : It's leola ointment for my skin.

  Chakotay : What happened?

  Neelix : I... I was so excited to visit one of those beautiful Norcadian beaches, uh, that I forgot to take my dermaline hypospray. I fell asleep - under... two suns.

  B'Elanna Torres : Ouch.

  Neelix : It's a... a little more color than I was hoping for, but it'll be a beautiful amber before you know it.

• [Harry considers challenging Chakotay to a boxing match] 

  Harry Kim : I can take a punch.

  B'Elanna Torres : Careful, Harry. Legend has it that the Tattooed Terror has put more men in sickbay than the Ankaran flu.

  Tom Paris : Yeah, you wouldn't want to bruise your clarinet fingers.

• B'Elanna Torres : There's another match scheduled at 1500.

  Chakotay : I've got a systems diagnostic.

  B'Elanna Torres : Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're in command until the Captain gets back.

  Chakotay : What's your point?

  B'Elanna Torres : Delegate. I happen to know that Harry's free this afternoon.

  Chakotay : Lieutenant, you're not suggesting I abuse my power?

  [she chuckles] 

• Chakotay : I rearranged the duty schedules this morning. You've got the bridge starting at 1400 hours.

  B'Elanna Torres : You're sticking me with that shift so that you can go to the fight?

  Chakotay : I'm delegating.

• Harry Kim : [on playing parrises squares]  Three-time Academy champion. Now, that's a tough sport.

  Chakotay : I boxed a few parrises players in my day.

  B'Elanna Torres : And?

  Chakotay : Let's just say they went back to playing parrises squares after that.

• Chakotay : I thought you'd be pleased that I took your advice.

  B'Elanna Torres : [sarcastically]  Words fail me.