- [the crew has organized a surprise birthday party for Kes in Sandrine's Bar]
- Neelix: Imagine, two years old today! If you ask me, you don't look a day over one.
- Commander Chakotay: Tell me something, Tuvok: what does your logic tell you about navigating a maze that's constantly changing shape?
- Sandrine: [to Gaunt Gary, on the Doctor] If he won't play pool with you and he won't make love to me, then as far as I'm concerned, he can mop the floor!
- The Doctor: You see these hands? These are surgeon's hands, created by the most sophisticated computer imaging technology available. They do not play games and they do NOT mop floors!
- Sandrine: Then you are fired! I will find a new bartender.
- The Doctor: I really wish you would!
- Gaunt Gary: Would you mind moving your foot, Tommy boy? It's blocking my shot.
- [when Paris and Torres, while trying to beam onto the bridge, rematerialize on the pool table]
- The Doctor: I'm here in an official capacity, of course - in case of a medical emergency.
- Kes: Emergency?
- The Doctor: Surprises have been known to cause acute hyperventilation, esophageal spasms, and in extreme cases even coronary arrest. One can never be too careful.
- [the Doctor is in deep embrace with Sandrine, when Kim enters the holodeck]
- Ensign Harry Kim: Doc?
- The Doctor: Ensign Kim! I was just, er...
- Sandrine: Playing doctor.
- [Kes is trying in vain to find her quarters]
- Neelix: Kes, my sweet, you have many wonderful attributes. Your sense of direction is not one of them.
- [Neelix has presented Kes with a birthday cake]
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: Now make a wish and blow out the candles.
- Kes: What do I wish for?
- Sandrine: Anything your petite coeur desires, ma chérie. And with a figure like hers, she'll probably get it, too.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: Harry...
- Ensign Harry Kim: Yes, ma'am?
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: I just want you to know: you've been one of the bright spots of this whole mission. You've exceeded any expectations I might have had of you.