- [O'Neill is given a homemade brew and drinks it]
- Paynan: So what do ya think?
- Jack O'Neill: Absolute rot gut. More please.
- Jack O'Neill: Laira, when's the big show start?
- Laira: Soon. Be patient.
- Jack O'Neill: Oh, I'm patient. I'm nothing if not patient. When's it start?
- Laira: Is he always like this?
- Teal'c: Quite frequently.
- Jack O'Neill: [as he and Teal'c break through the ground covering the Stargate] Teal'c! You are one stubborn son of a b****!
- Paynan: I thought maybe that you had gone blind.
- Jack O'Neill: If I've gone blind, it's from whatever we were drinking last night.
- [O'Neill has been trapped on a planet whose gate has been buried]
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: You miss him.
- Samantha Carter: Yeah.
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: Is this a problem?
- Samantha Carter: No. No. Of course not.