- Teal'c: [Referring to Vala's mysterious prenancy] You have been impregnated without copulation.
- Vala Mal Doran: Yes, and I'm absolutely terrified. Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?
- Cameron Mitchell: [after everyone pauses] Well, there's one.
- Teal'c: Darth Vader.
- Vala Mal Doran: Really?
- Teal'c: Hmm.
- Vala Mal Doran: How did that turn out?
- Cameron Mitchell: Actually, I was thinking of King Arthur.
- Vala Mal Doran: You know, this water is lovely, but I think Daniel skipped breakfast and I suddenly have a craving for pancakes and ice cream. Double chocolate fudge brownie if memory serves.
- [all stare at her]
- Vala Mal Doran: Oh, I'll-I'll continue while you rustle that up.
- Vala Mal Doran: It's funny, isn't it? Daniel always wanted to get into my pants, and now I'm in his.
- Cameron Mitchell: So it's just like my grandma used to say, "No point goin' to confession if you ain't got nothin' to confess."
- Vala Mal Doran: I did my best to blend in. At first, according to Tomin and, therefore, as far as the villagers were concerned, I was the woman who fell from the sky, which made me feel kind of special. I later learned that they always suspected I'd escaped from another village as a result of some scandal and then I started to feel much more like I'm used to.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We didn't think we were ever going to make this work.
- Cameron Mitchell: Make what work?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Well, since you disintegrated the Alteran communication stones and the base terminal in the kawoosh, we've been...
- Cameron Mitchell: I'm sorry the what?
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: The unstable vortex of a forming wormhole. Kawoosh.
- Cameron Mitchell: Don't think I've ever heard you call it that before.
- Vala Mal Doran: So this girl in the bar, her name was Denya and we struck up a bit of a friendship. By the looks on your faces, I can see you're not surprised I had more in common with the village harlot than I did with any of the ladies from the local knitting circle.
- Cameron Mitchell: Don't know what you're talking about.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Since you've been gone, we've learned a few things about the Ori their followers may want to know about.
- Vala Mal Doran: It doesn't matter what the truth is about the Ori. The people won't hear of it, no matter what you say.
- Cameron Mitchell: Obviously some are suspicious enough to form a resistance.
- Vala Mal Doran: You're talking about a handful of people compared to millions who wouldn't know the truth if it was standing right in front of them. It's all lies and propaganda as far as they're concerned: we're wrong, they're right, they're good, we're bad, we 'must' worship the Ori or die and they will fight until we are dead or they are. Period.
- Vala Mal Doran: Tomin and I got married.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Whoa, married?
- Vala Mal Doran: Stay with me. I had no choice. I told you, he was very devout, and there's no way he would have slept with me out of wedlock.