Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Deadman Switch (1999)

Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill

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• Jack O'Neill : Teal'c, how fast will this unit fly?

  Teal'c : I believe it is capable of traveling twice the speed of light.

  Jack O'Neill : Nice. Home for dinner.

  Sam Carter : Ah, sir, if you're thinking of trying to steal the ship and fly it back to Earth, even at 372,000 miles per second, it would still take us at least ten years to get that far.

  Jack O'Neill : [pause]  Shoulda let the dog out.

• Aris Boch : Well, uh, Teal'c is worth the most. The, uh, System Lords would love to make a good example of him. And Carter here, well, she has the memories of the Tok'ra Jolinar. And you, O'Neill, you're considered - Well, you're a pain in the nikta.

  Jack O'Neill : Neck?

  Teal'c : No.

• Sam Carter : Sir, he's not Goa'uld.

  Jack O'Neill : And? But? So? Therefore?

• Sam Carter : How do you keep from getting killed?

  Aris Boch : It takes talent.

  Jack O'Neill : So, how do you keep from getting killed?

• Jack O'Neill : Beetlejuice!

• Jack O'Neill : Well, fancy that. We're famous.