Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Deadman Switch (1999)

Amanda Tapping: Major Samantha Carter

Quotes 

• Jack O'Neill : Teal'c, how fast will this unit fly?

  Teal'c : I believe it is capable of traveling twice the speed of light.

  Jack O'Neill : Nice. Home for dinner.

  Sam Carter : Ah, sir, if you're thinking of trying to steal the ship and fly it back to Earth, even at 372,000 miles per second, it would still take us at least ten years to get that far.

  Jack O'Neill : [pause]  Shoulda let the dog out.

• Sam Carter : Sir, he's not Goa'uld.

  Jack O'Neill : And? But? So? Therefore?

• Sam Carter : How do you keep from getting killed?

  Aris Boch : It takes talent.

  Jack O'Neill : So, how do you keep from getting killed?

• Aris Boch : Captain, you must have some medical training.

  Sam Carter : Actually, I'm a Major now.

  Aris Boch : Oh! Well, how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, *Major*?