- Jacob Carter/Selmak: My relationship with the counsel's still a little strained.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: It's not gonna get any better if you keep stealin' stuff. No complaints. I'll take anything I can get: weapons, receivers, silverware.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: [talking to Ba'al about the Replicators] I've got a better idea. Instead of helping you, why don't we sit back and watch you get your ass kicked. That way you'll be dead and we'll be glad.
- Ba'al: You cannot be serious.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Yes I can. I just choose not to, some of the time.
- Ba'al: With your insolence, you are dooming not just your world but all of humanity.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: I think big.
- [Ba'al leaves]
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: I am so sorry. I was just finishing up a lovely brunch.
- Ba'al: Impudence.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: No, tuna.
- Ba'al: I am aware that the Asgard have previously fought the Replicators, effectively.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: More or less. I don't like to toot my own horn, but...
- Ba'al: I am aware that you assisted the Asgard.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Yes?
- Ba'al: I wish to know what means you possess to fight the scourge.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: I'm sorry, we must have had a bad connection there for a second. It almost sounded like you were asking me for help.
- Ba'al: The Replicators are a threat to everyone, including the countless humans who populate worlds throughout this galaxy. Now, I propose that we work together, to defeat our common enemy.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: My, this is an occasion. You know that bitter taste in your throat? It's kind of wrapped around your uvula? That's what's left of your pride.
- Ba'al: Perhaps you could curb your amusement for a moment.
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: If we're going to work together, the first thing we should discuss is strategy. Now, your attempts at meeting the Replicators head on are only going to result...
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: What?
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: I got it. I've got a better idea. Instead of helping you, why don't we sit back and watch you get your ass kicked. That way, you'll be dead and we'll be glad.
- Ba'al: You cannot be serious.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Yes, I can. I just choose not to, some of the time.