Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Red Sky (2001)

Fred Applegate: Elrad

Quotes 

• [O'Neill is trying to convince the people of K'tau that their god will not save them] 

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Hi, folks, listen. You all know Freyr, right? Big guy, kinda good-lookin', lot of fancy gold armor?

  [everyone says yes] 

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Well, here's a flash for ya. That's *not* what he looks like.

  Elrad : What do you mean?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : He's an alien who's been pretending to be your god. He doesn't have a Chariot. He's got a spaceship! Spaceship. Big machine like the one we were building. Only his is way better... and not blown up. I'm not kidding you, folks. This little fella is about three feet tall, got clammy gray skin, big black eyes, and skinny, tiny little arms and legs, like toothpicks.