Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Seth (1999)

Christopher Judge: Teal'c

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Quotes 

• Jack O'Neill : Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

  Teal'c : I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill.

  [Teal'c thinks] 

  Teal'c : A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

  [Teal'c breaks into boisterous laughter, but he's the only one]