Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Small Victories (2000)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Thor : Your projectile weapons proved effective in fatally damaging the Replicators.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Some.
Thor : Your technology and strategy for destroying the Bilskirnir was successful.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Yeah, but you guys...
Thor : The Asgard have tried to stop them. You have demonstrated their weakness may be found from a less sophisticated approach. We are no longer capable of such thinking.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Wait a minute. You're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : You may have come to the right place.
Major General George Hammond : Thor, with all due respect to your situation we need SG-1 here.
Major Samantha Carter : I could go, sir...
Colonel Jack O'Neill : I don't know, Carter. You may not be dumb enough.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower.
Major General George Hammond : Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Bad?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I wasn't gonna say anything.
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Major Samantha Carter : We kicked their asses.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : They had asses?
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : Where's the fanfare, General?
Major Samantha Carter : We did kind of save the planet, sir.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Again. This should not get old, General.
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Major Samantha Carter : If there are still a small enough number of the Replicators on board, a properly equipped team could possibly...
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Save the world?
Major Samantha Carter : Getting old for you, sir?
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [as Sam walks up the Gate ramp] Have fun
Major Samantha Carter : yeah, sure ya'betcha
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : Not going fishing?
Major Samantha Carter : [shakes head no]
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [in homer simpson fashion] Doh