- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Their whole world is in flames, and we're offering gasoline. How is that help?
- Teal'c: We are in fact offering water.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Thank you.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I was speaking metaphorically.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Well, stop it. It's not fair to Teal'c.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
- Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
- Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Alright, I'm here two hours early. When did you get here?
- Major Samantha Carter: I haven't left yet.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Didn't I order you to get a life?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You've got that look.
- Teal'c: To which look are you referring, O'Neill?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: The one that says, "I have misgivings about this mission, but deep down I know we're doing the right thing"?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: No, the other one.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I thought that since we're going to be allies, I thought we should get to know a little bit more about our new enemy. Ok, err... well you call them "the enemy". Understandably they are your enemy but they must have a name. For example I'm American. My grandfather was Dutch. What do you call them?
- Farrell: Sometimes we call them breeders.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Breeders?
- Farrell: How they reproduce. Indiscriminately, with no regard for genetic purity.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Really? So basically they come in all shapes and sizes?
- Farrell: Yes.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Colors?
- Farrell: Yes.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Really!