Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Wormhole X-Treme! (2001)

Ben Immanuel: Producer

Quotes 

• Producer : Look, I know it says he's weightless, but look what happens when I scratch out the word "weightless". You see, he no longer becomes weightless, he just "becomes."

  Director : Okay. Fine. Good. But, eh, how else does Colonel Danning get past the giant alien guard?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Why doesn't he just shoot him?

  Producer : Who is this?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Colonel Jack O'Neill.

  Martin Lloyd : He's the new Air Force technical advisor. He doesn't know he's not supposed to say anything yet.

  Producer : And you're telling me an Air Force officer can shoot a giant alien without having to be weightless?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Sure. Why not?