- [Chelsea's obnoxious neighbor arrives]
- Mrs. Oliver: It only took you six years to invite me over. A couple more years, I'd be dead!
- Chelsea Stevens: That long?
- [Jane asks Trudy into her office; Mr. John walks in a moment later]
- Jane Sokol: Actually, Mr. John, I just wanted to talk to Trudy.
- Mr. John: Yes, Jane, but wouldn't you rather tell me directly rather than risk Trudy leaving out some crucial bit when she tells me later?
- Trudy Weissman: He's got a point, Jane.
- [Mrs. Oliver's pet pig died]
- Mrs. Oliver: Don't worry about me being lonely. I'm getting another pig, and they tell me it'll grow to be three hundred pounds.
- Chelsea Stevens: Well, good for you! Just be sure and wear name tags.
- Jane Sokol: What is that? It sounds like my car alarm.
- [Chelsea looks out the window]
- Chelsea Stevens: Uh yeah, they tend to go off when someone throws a planter through your windshield.
- Jane Sokol: Chelsea, in the Midwest when we have a dispute with somebody, we do something very simple...
- Trudy Weissman: Burn a cross on their lawn?
- Jane Sokol: No!
- Trudy Weissman: It was a good guess though, right?