The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Cookin' with Romeo and Juliet (2005)

Kim Rhodes: Carey Martin

Quotes 

• Cody Martin : Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! It's a hideous monster, and it's coming this way!

  Mr. Moseby : Boys, I can assure you there are no such things as monsters.

  Zack Martin : Oh, yeah? Look!

  Ilsa : [enters lobby]  I'm back.

  [Zach, Cody, Mr. Moseby and Carey scream] 

  Carey : Quick, get behind me, boys and don't look her in the mol... the eye!

  [Mr. Moseby tries to hide, but ends up facing Ilsa] 

  Ilsa : Mr. Moseby.

  Mr. Moseby : Ms. Schiklegoobermeyger.

  Ilsa : Actually, since you had me fired from the Tipton organization, I've gotten married.

  Carey : You're kidding.

  Ilsa : No. My married name is Ilsa Schiklegoobermeyger-Vanhelsingdekeppeloogerhoffer.

  Carey : You're kidding.

• Carey : Cody, don't you have something to say to your brother?

  Cody Martin : I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.

  Carey : Zack?

  Zack Martin : I'm sorry you're my brother.

• Cody Martin : [Cody and Zack run into the Beacon Hill Ball armed with pies. Cody is armed and ready to throw a pie at Zack]  Come back here and take this banana cream pie like a man!

  Mr. Moseby : [to Ilsa]  He wouldn't.

  [Cody throws the pie, Zack ducks and the pie splatters on a guest] 

  Mr. Moseby : He *would*!

  Ilsa : [Ilsa giggles to herself]  I love the twins!

  [Cody throws another pie and it splatters on another guest] 

  Mr. Moseby : [Moseby tries to stop the pie fight the twins started]  This pie-throwing will stop this *instant*!

  Ilsa : Mr Moseby!

  [Ilsa splats a pie in Moseby's face] 

  Ilsa : Hmm!

  Mr. Moseby : [picking up a pie to splat at Ilsa]  Right after *this*!

  [Moseby turns around and another pie splats in his face] 

  Ilsa : Oops!

  [Mr Moseby grins then stomps on her foot, then a pie splats in her face. Mr Moseby splats another pie behind her and it is in her hair. Ilsa throws another pie, Moseby ducks and the pie lands on another guest. Ilsa gasps] 

  Carey : [Carey runs into the ball, seeing the pie fight]  Zack! Cody! Oh, what is going on here!

  [sees a pie going towards her] 

  Carey : Whoa!

  [Carey ducks and a pie splats on a guest] 

  Carey : Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  [a pie splatters on one half of Carey's face] 

  Carey : OK...

  [another pie splatters on another half of her face] 

  Carey : Now, *that* I didn't see coming!

  [Carey tastes some of the pie on her finger. A whole pie fight ensues] 

  London : [hiding under the seats]  We'll never find Todd in here!

  [getting upset] 

  London : And we'll never have our first kiss!

  [sees a person with a mask and pie on his face come up to her] 

  London : Ewww! Get off of me, pie face!

  Todd St. Mark : It's me! Todd!

  London : [London takes the mask off him and is thrilled]  Todd! Oh, you *did* come!

  Todd St. Mark : Of course I did! I needed to tell you that I love you, and do this!

  [London and Todd kiss passionately, and both end up smiling with pie on their faces] 

  Maddie : I guess some people *do* get everything they want! Happy Hanukkah, London!

  [a pie unexpectedly splats in Maddie's face, she gasps. London and Todd continue to kiss while the pie fight goes on]